Ugh. I've been sick the past few days and haven't had the energy to get out of bed, let alone blog. But it did get me thinking of euphemisms for puking. Here are a few of my favorites:
- Deliver street pizza
- Burp for the hearing impaired
- Conduct a surprise toilet inspection
- Burp with follow-thru
- Didn't make it to poop
- Paint a Pollock
- Make the chunky puddle
- Fondle the Pope
- Review the menu
- Burp in 3-D
And now if you'll excuse me, I have to anti-poop.
