Showing posts with label Make money. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Make money. Show all posts

Saturday, August 20, 2011

GARAGE SALE


What do you get when you cross a pack-rat with a downsizing of your living space? A helluva lot of left over crap crammed in a storage unit. (Okay, maybe that's not the best punchline in the world but it's better than Carrot Top's A-material)

It's been a year since the crap entered the storage unit and it's time to shove it off onto other people. So we're preparing for a garage sale. I found an article on how to have a successful garage sale on Money Crashers. It covers everything from planning to throwing the sale. Oh sure, any idiot can throw a garage sale, but I always say "there's only one letter separating a 'garage' sale from a 'garbage' sale."

What are your secrets for a successful garage sale?

Thursday, January 27, 2011

FROM GOOGLE TO RICHES




I am about to become a millionaire. My secret? Google Adsense. And it's so simple. Create a website or blog, have Google sponsored ads on your website or blog, sit back and collect millions as readers click on the ads. There are websites, blogs and book after book teaching you the secrets to easy riches.

Well I want you all to know that I am $1.24 from receiving my first $100 check from the Google Adsense Program. And it only took me 5 years. So at this current rate I'll be bathing in millions by the time I'm 50047.

Suck it, you poor suckas.