Monday, October 8, 2012
Why I'm Voting for Mitt Romney
Besides the jaw-dropping awesomeness of this video, she makes some really intelligent and compelling reasons why people should vote for Romney. Enjoy.
Saturday, October 6, 2012
ROMNEY v. BIG BIRD
Mitt Romney's comment about cutting funding to PBS has unleashed a mighty anti-Romney/pro-PBS meme. Here are a few of my favorites. Big Bird is not taking this lying down.
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Tuesday, October 2, 2012
MAN EATEN BY HOGS
You humiliate and roast a hog one too many times and eventually the hogs are going to fight back.
Terry Vance Garner, 69, never returned after he set out to feed his animals last Wednesday. A family member found garner's dentures and pieces of his body in the hog enclosure but most of his remains had been consumed. Oh those filthy swine!
No one knows yet if Garner suffered a medical emergency of if the hogs just had it out for him.
Sunday, September 30, 2012
JUSTIN BIEBER PUKES
"Video obtained by TMZ from the concert shows Bieber...hunching over and puking...his dancers don't miss a beat and his vocals continue."
Suck it, Edgar Bergan!
Photo courtesy: TMZ
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
BUTT-CHUGGING
Butt-Chugging!? Vodka soaked tampons!? Alcohol enemas?
What the hell is wrong with kids these days? In my day we got drunk the olde-fashioned way: sneaking into our parents' liquor cabinet and drinking the alcohol. We did not stick things up our other holes.
A student at the University of Tennessee nearly died from shoving too much boxed-wine - yes you read that correctly - boxed-wine up his poop chute. His blood alcohol content was well over .40, the point at which, you know, you can die.
Kids - stop sticking things up your south holes to get drunk. Drink your drinks like the rest of the world.
But I am a tad curious about how you play beer pong.
Sunday, September 23, 2012
CHINESE PROTITS - UM - PROTESTS
You got to hand it to the Chinese. They sure know how to protest. I'll protect those islands any day.
Photo courtesy CRI
PAUL MIRKOVICH - MUSIC LEGEND
In 2008 my musical China - The Whole Enchilada had its world premiere at the New York International Fringe Festival. We had a great run and we ended up being named Outstanding Musical.
My partner in crime was Paul Mirkovich. I wrote the lyrics and came up with basic melody lines. I took everything to Paul and he turned those ideas into actual songs. What's amazing is we wrote, arranged, and recorded all twelve songs in six days.
Paul has been the musical director for, it seems, just about everyone in rock 'n roll. He's also the musical director for the TV show The Voice. He's finally getting some much deserved pr. Here's a great article from the LA Times.
Saturday, September 22, 2012
TRADER JOES PEANUT BUTTER RECALL
Looks like no more PB&J sandwiches for me.
Trader Joe's Valencia Creamy Salted Peanut Butter has been linked to salmonella infections that have sickened 29 people in 18 states. Four people have been hospitalized.
Green Day Billie Joe freaks out at I Heart Radio
Ok, guess what word is Billie Joe Armstrong's favorite? And you only get one f**king guess.
Thursday, September 20, 2012
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